The drinking club with a running problem.
We are a family hash group, running all around the Gascony area (South of France).
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MEET AT: 6.00 pm. - MASSEUBE Please be on time (or earlier if you like), so we can start promptly and finish trail in daylight … HARE: PISSOLES DIRECTIONS: On D929 (Auch-Lannemezan), at SUPER U roundabout, north of Masseube, take the direction Lourties-Monbrun. The house, Soulan de Labat, is ¾ mile on the left. Please enter SECOND gateway. The trail will be the 2nd shortest the hare has ever set (honest!) The ‘run’ will be followed by traditional Circle and essential AGPU matters (see below), barbecue, bonfire & wireferks (weather permitting!). The Hash will provide sausages and chicken legs, beer, wine & softs. Please bring a salad and/or pudding to share. If you haven’t already confirmed, please do so, to ensure adequate supplies The most important item on the AGPU agenda is the election of HARE RAISER. WHO WILL OFFER to find one HARE per MONTH? Easy job, but vital! RECENT RUNS; #163: Report still awaited RECEDING HARE LINE: Date Location Hares Tel: ANY OFFERS ????? Can’t make Sundays? Feel free to offer any other day of the week …or time – Remember Hashing Rule # 1 : THERE ARE NO ‘RULES’
DATES FOR YOUR DIARY: 21st-24th Apr. 2020 - WORLD INTERHASH – TRINIDAD & TOBAGO www.interhashtrinidad2020.com
WHERE? Cauhape - Close to the southern end of D17 (L’Isle-Jourdain – Lannemezin) DIRECTIONS: At Blajan, turn left onto D233, direction St. Plancard. (P not B) “..The D39 from St Plancard to Le Cuing you will see a sign for Cauhape. You want the 1st left hand turn after the sign for Cauhape. We will mark it HHH. Follow the road round to the left. We will lay a trail for you from the main road for you to follow. Then keep going until you see some dodgy looking hashers…” (N.B: If you finish up in St. Gaudens, you’ve gone too far) TIME: 3.00 p.m. HARE: SNITCH BITCH
confirm attendance to: FRUIT MACHINE or you may go without beer PLEASE do respond that we have your correct e-mail address, and whether you wish to continue receiving HASH Trash and RUN NOTICES. TA MUCHLY !! Comminges H3 are invited so let’s have a good turn-out of GH3 HHHashers! RECEDING HARE LINE:
Date Location Hare Aug.16th (Friday) CAUHAPE SNITCHBITCH tel: 07 68 01 55 94 Sept. Oct. 16th ?? AGPU (proposals needed urgently for Mismanagement)
HARES NEEDED URGENTLY RECENT RUNS: # 162, 28th July, 2019 at MEZIN Highlights Nine 2-legged HHHashers & 1 4-legged gave us double figures (22 legs) AIRHEAD’S top-class hospital ity We had the whole forest to ourselves throughout the run 3 piss stops – THREE!! SNOWY back on board GH3, after a year … Warm welcome to SIXPACK – run #1 with GH3 Scrumptious barbecue and great liquid Après-HHHash social AMNESIA’S non-stop drunken HHHash-Act kept us amused (or confused) – see under ‘Lowlights’ Lowlights LOCUST used a taxi between piss-stops – thus earning THE HOLE OF SHAME AMNESIA, retired early (see above)…but to the wrong bed – no further comment Mediumlights SNITCH-BITCH, FRUIT MACHINE, COMM.TIN-TIN & PISSOLES were all on their best behaviour
DATES FOR YOUR DIARY: 24th-26th Aug., 2019 – GERMAN NASH HASH – Feldberg, SCHWARZWALD, GERMANY 13th-15th Sep., 2019 – 17th BORNEO NASH HASH – KOTA KINABALU, SABAH 27th-29th Sep.,2019 – (French) RIVIERA H3 – Annual Away W/e – ALBENGA, Italian Riviera 21st-24th Apr. 2020 - WORLD INTERHASH – TRINIDAD & TOBAGO www.interhashtrinidad2020.com
WHERE? MEZIN, 15 ks. north-west of Condom, (just 3 ks. from the GERS border). MEET AT: “VILLA des ROSES” (Hare’s house) .. directions below TIME: 2.30 p.m. HARE: AIRHEAD DIRECTIONS: From the South, get yourself to (or “a”) CONDOM, cross the river and at the first roundabout, take the route “Mezin”. Once in Mezin, 3 houses after the petrol station on the right, there is a large green gate – that’s the one: Villa des Roses Meet at 2.30 at AIRHEAD’s – then car-pool to run-site Accommodation: 2 spare rooms, (1 already spoken for) …. heaps of space in the garden for tents or sleeping under stars (and mozzie net) 2 outside showers and outside toilet provided Barbeque equipment provided - bring your own meat, plus salad and/or dessert to share A to A trail, returning to HARE’s house for: CIRCLE, followed by: optional barbecue Great new area and GOOD fun guaranteed So as to help with good organising, please: confirm attendance to FRUIT MACHINE or you may go without beer PLEASE do respond that we have your correct e-mail address, and whether you wish to continue receiving HASH Trash and RUN NOTICES. TA MUCHLY !! Comminges H3 are invited so let’s have a good turn-out of GH3 HHHashers!
RECEDING HARE LINE:
Date Location Hare Jul. 21st ORBESSAN CARLCOBB postponed – watch this space Jul. 28th MEZIN AIRHEAD Aug.15th (Thurs.) BOUDRAC AMNESIA time/date to be confirmed
HARES NEEDED URGENTLY RECENT RUNS: # 161, 30th June, 2019 at Castelnau-Magnoac – Report awaited DATES FOR YOUR DIARY: 27th– 29th July 2019 – UK Full Moon NASH HASH – Buckingham, ENGLAND 14th-18th Aug., 2019 – EUROHASH 2019 – SCOTLAND 24th-26th Aug., 2019 – GERMAN NASH HASH – Feldberg, SCHWARZWALD, GERMANY 13th-15th Sep., 2019 – 17th BORNEO NASH HASH – KOTA KINABALU, SABAH 27th-29th Sep.,2019 – (French) RIVIERA H3 – Annual Away W/e – ALBENGA, Italian Riviera 21st-24th Apr. 2020 - WORLD INTERHASH – TRINIDAD & TOBAGO www.interhashtrinidad2020.com
MEET AT: HOTEL Du PONT – (at the bar) CASTELNAU-MAGNOAC – town centre Castelnau-Magnoac is just off the D929 (Auch-Lannemezan), 16ks. south of Masseube
TIME: 4.00 p.m., for 4.30 (ish) START HARE: PISSOLES
An idyllic trail, in well-known Hash territory – no mountains, promise! The trail will finish at (or near) THE MEMORY BAR for a nostalgic CIRCLE, followed by: optional dinner, supper, snacks, served by YETI, The Memory Bar’s Head Waiter, (.. and he’s done 18 GH3 runs!! ) Please confirm attendance toFRUIT MACHINE or you may go without beer Comminges H3 are invited so let’s have a good turn-out of GH3 HHHashers! RECEDING HARE LINE: Date Location Hares Jun. 30th CASTELNAU-MAGNOAC PISSOLES Jul. 6th ?? COMMINGES Jul. 21st MEZIN ? AIRHEAD?
HARES NEEDED URGENTLY
RECENT RUNS: # 159, 2nd June, 2019 at Golf de Gascogne – Report awaited # 160, 16TH June, 2019 at Masseube: HIGHLIGHTS: Summer arrived finally (for one day) – perfect for hashing! FRUIT MACHINE didn’t fall over: AIRHEAD’s barbecue expertise; we all over-ate & over-drank After HashNosh we ran trail #2, as if we hadn’t had enough! LOWLIGHTS : Numerous polite apologies, but exceeded by numbers of Hashers not bothering to respond! Drama at Chateau Orbessan, where CARLCOBB, TEN-SIXTYSIX & KAREN, ready to depart for the HHHash, were trapped behind the Shatto gate, as vehicles parked for village fete blocked their exit! DATES FOR YOUR DIARY:
27th– 29th July 2019 – UK Full Moon NASH HASH – Buckingham, ENGLAND 14th-18th Aug., 2019 – EUROHASH 2019 – SCOTLAND 24th-26th Aug., 2019 – GERMAN NASH HASH – Feldberg, SCHWARZWALD, GERMANY 13th-15th Sep., 2019 – 17th BORNEO NASH HASH – KOTA KINABALU, SABAH 27th-29th Sep.,2019 – (French) RIVIERA H3 – Annual Away W/e – ALBENGA, Italian Riviera 21st-24th Apr. 2020 - WORLD INTERHASH – TRINIDAD & TOBAGO
MEET AT: CHEZ the Petzolds, Masseube (directions below) TIME: 3.30 p.m. (for 3.45 start?) HARE: FRUIT MACHINE This short(ish) (A to A) run / walk will be followed by traditional Hash Circle … and … and … and there WILL be a piss-stop (maybe two!)….. and BARBECUE DIRECTIONS: Just off the D929, 1km north of Masseube Centreville (24km. south of Auch),turn west at rounabout (adjacent super U), direction Lourties. House (Soulan de Labat) is 800m. on left (Chez MACHINE de FRUIT et PISSETROUX) Please confirm attendance to (FRUIT MACHINE) or you may go without beer PLEASE BRING SALAD OR DESSERT. We’ll organize beer, softs, water, shatto-box and sausages. If you don’t fancy barbecued dogs, please feel free to bring your own wildlife. RECENT RUNS: #159 June 2nd at Golf de Gascogne – report awaited RECEDING HARE LINE: Date Location Hares Tel: Jun. 16th MASSEUBE FRUIT MACHINE Jun. 30th CASTELNAU-MAGNOAC PISSOLES July. ? HEDGEHOCK HARES NEEDED URGENTLY – … come on HHHashers – tear yourselves away from the TV !! Can’t make Sundays (or Saturdays)? Feel free to offer any other day of the week …or time – Remember Hashing Rule # 1: THERE ARE NO ‘RULES’ DATES FOR YOUR DIARY: 27th – 29th July 2019 – UK Full Moon NASH HASH – Buckingham, ENGLAND 14th-18th Aug., 2019 – EUROHASH 2019 – SCOTLAND 24th-26th Aug., 2019 – GERMAN NASH HASH – Feldberg, SCHWARZWALD, GERMANY 13th-15th Sep., 2019 – 17th BORNEO NASH HASH – KOTA KINABALU, SABAH 21st-24th Apr. 2020 - WORLD INTERHASH – TRINIDAD & TOBAGO www.interhashtrinidad2020.com
MEET AT: Golf de Gascogne – club house & bar (directions below) TIME: 3.00 p.m. (for 3.15 start?) HARE: PISSOLES This short run / walk will be followed by traditional Hash Circle … and … and … and there may or may not be a piss-stop. GH3 will provide beer & softs & nibbles as usual. If you want any special poison, e.g. wine, please bring your own DIRECTIONS: FROM THE NORTH: D929 (Auch-Lannemezan) turn left in the centre of Masseube (D27), take 1st turning right (signposted St, Blancard & “Golf”). Follow St, Blancard signs – after 2 km. take the right fork (“Golf” sign) through Ecole St. Christophe, then 1km on your right is the Golf Club house. FROM THE SOUTH: Hashers approaching from the south on D929 (Lannemezan-Auch) can turn right (D128) in the centre of Panassac, drive 0.5 km, take 2nd left then left again from where a minor road leads along the foot of the ridge for 2 km. – the club house is on your left (marked Puntous on the 1:25,000 map). If you can’t read a map, pitch up chez Pissoles by 2.30 pm and we’ll take you there (0562061235) Please confirm attendance to (FRUIT MACHINE) or you may go without beer RECEDING HARE LINE: Date Location Hares Tel: Jun. 2nd GOLF de GASCOGNE PISSOLES Jun. 8th. Saturday LOUDET CH3 July. ? HEDGEHOCK HARES NEEDED URGENTLY – … come on HHHashers – tear yourselves away from the TV !! Can’t make Sundays (or Saturdays)? Feel free to offer any other day of the week …or time – Remember Hashing Rule # 1: THERE ARE NO ‘RULES’ DATES FOR YOUR DIARY:
14th-18th Aug., 2019 – EUROHASH 2019 – SCOTLAND
13th-15th Sep., 2019 – 17th BORNEO NASH HASH – KOTA KINABALU, SABAH